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delectablicious:

cupcakeforger:

jaxblade:

jester-nene:

godzillaftw:

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If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless

This was an adventure from beginning to end

My older brother’s nickname around the office is “darth vader” and He has a daughter and son (who I both love dearly) so I got him copies of “darth vader and luke” and “vader’s little princess” 

best presents he’s ever got, he’s told me

My dad bought me Vader’s Little Princess last year and now he runs around the house yelling “I am your father!!” at me whenever he feels like it XD

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trademarkracist:

epochwin43:

nwaighty8:

thighlander:

victoriansword:

This sword was presented to Sergeant Arthur Steele by grateful pastoralists following the capture of Australia’s most famous bushranger, Ned Kelly.

Read more about the sword here.

GOY SLAYER @nwaighty8 your Shekel sword.

I’m schvitzing right now

>Be 12 years old

>move to Australia

>see this in a museum display of your hero, Ned Kelly

>lock on to the Shekel and SoD

On that day, Mel Gibson swore that the Jew would know no peace

PURE COINCIDENCE™

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hyperb0rean:
“wisedefendorartisan:
“ hyperb0rean:
“ “This magical, marvelous food on our plate, this sustenance we absorb, has a story to tell. It has a journey. It leaves a footprint. It leaves a legacy. To eat with reckless abandon, without...

hyperb0rean:

wisedefendorartisan:

hyperb0rean:

“This magical, marvelous food on our plate, this sustenance we absorb, has a story to tell. It has a journey. It leaves a footprint. It leaves a legacy. To eat with reckless abandon, without conscience, without knowledge; folks, this ain’t normal.” – Joel Salatin

She was one of ours, slaughtered a few days ago with the utmost of respect and gratitude her sacrifice demands. #farmtotable #humanelyslaughtered #pastureraised

though I admire and agree with your lifestyle I think posting photos like this can be too much, we all know where meat comes from but we shouldn’t need to see what or how it happened I think..not to mention it might shock some more sensible minds, but this is just my two cents….other than that I think you´re great and I believe you lead a admirable and amazing life and truly respect you for that…

If you don’t understand/appreciate this post then I don’t think you deserve to eat meat… There’s way too many people that are disconnected from the reality of where their food comes from. Such traditions –growing, raising, preparing my own food (vegetables, eggs, dairy & meat)– need to be maintained and holding on to them has become my obligation.

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thoodleoo:
“ >ides of march 44 bce
>be julius caesar
>be going to the senate
>remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to
>eh.fresco
>show up at the senate
>this asshole cimber tries to get my attention
>wont shut up about recalling his dumb...

thoodleoo:

>ides of march 44 bce
>be julius caesar
>be going to the senate
>remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to
>eh.fresco
>show up at the senate
>this asshole cimber tries to get my attention
>wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile
>tell him to fuck off for now
>cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down
>tell him what the fuck, this is violence
>this other asshole casca stabs me
>jupiter fuck that hurts
>now everyone starts stabbing me
>why
>see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him
>he comes over and stabs me too
>betrayal.fresco
>ask him what the fuck
>he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more”
>wat
>ask him “brutus, what is updog?”
>all of the assassins burst into laughter
>just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke
>should’ve listened to that soothsayer
>mfw

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lust-llove:

jewlsies:

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

this made me cry I needed it so bad